Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a singing rodent?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?