Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
He wanted to kiss a princess.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which state has the best streets?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?