What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How did the toad die?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Where do cows go for lunch?