What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where do stars go to college?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?