Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How does dinner smell?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?