What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Owwwww-ch!
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call bears with no ears?