Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
How does dinner smell?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?