Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
They're usually 90 degrees.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?