What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?