Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the sickly elevator say?