Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
It was a collage grad.
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?