What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
A meow-function.
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Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What insect runs away from everything?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call an old snowman?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a dancing sheep?