What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the barber win the race?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What is the most faithful insect?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?