What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
His grill-friend!
What did summer say to spring?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Who granted the fish a wish?