What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?