Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
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What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is the coolest country?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?