What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
How does dinner smell?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?