How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What did the confused bee say?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What tree has the most bark?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?