My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Why was the bee sad?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What makes music in your hair?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What game do mice love to play?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?