Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the sick chicken say?