What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
How do fall and winter say hello?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?