Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?