What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are cowboys always religious?