Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?