Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
A pan-duh!
Why are goats so funny?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Who invented fractions?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?