Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do Scottish toads play?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's the slowest 5k?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How are teens like cats?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How does a taco bless the table?