What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
What does the sun drink out of?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?