What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?