Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What math figure is also in the band?