What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?