What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Guac 'n' roll!
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?