Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the cat start laughing?
A book just fell on my head.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a vacation at home?