What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How much does freedom weigh?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?