Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why are babies so good at basketball?