What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?