Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?