What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where was Noah born?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What are you studying in math?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?