Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
The slowest runner!
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How is cat food sold?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What condiment has wings?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?