What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What shape is bad at driving?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?