Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Sloth.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Which former US President was always cold?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?