Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
Which family member has tusks?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?