Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do little fish love to play with?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What is the color of the wind?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why was the bunny upset?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?