Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do snowmen get information?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What day is your mom always right?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?