Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Lady Gaga.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How do you make a walnut laugh?