Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
The bobber shop.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How do fleas travel?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What does winter fat turn into?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do stars go to college?
How do bears keep cool?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?