What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a flying police officer?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?