Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call a short cow?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Did you take the patient's temperature?