What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How do you grill cheese?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why do cows wear bells?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How do you wash a lamb?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.