What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?