Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?